Get ready to enter your ultimate cozy era with the Sloth Wearable Hooded Blanket—aka the warm, fuzzy, wraparound hug you didn’t know you needed (but now won’t live without). Designed for teens who believe comfort is a lifestyle, this ultra-plush, shaggy, sherpa-lined hoodie blanket transforms you into the chillest sloth in the forest—minus the tree climbing.
 
Slip into the oversized hood, fasten the sturdy buttons, and boom: instant cocoon mode. Whether you’re lounging, napping, binge-watching, or pretending to be productive on your laptop, this furry wearable throw has you covered—literally.
 
Crafted with high-quality stitching, fade-resistant fabric, and a super-soft furry exterior that feels like a luxurious sloth cuddle, it’s comfort engineered to last. Plus, it’s machine washable, because your cozy companion shouldn’t require high maintenance.
 
Need the specs? The blanket (without the hood and “paws”) measures 60" x 49"—big enough to snuggle, wrap, and drape yourself in peak sloth energy.
 
🌟 Why It’s Love at First Snuggle
Ridiculously Soft & Fuzzy: Like wearing a cloud… if clouds were warm, fluffy, and adorable.
Sherpa-Lined Hood: Pop it on for instant warmth and maximum sloth vibes.
Strong Front Buttons: Stay wrapped up without constant adjusting.
Quality Stitching: Durable, long-lasting, and built for daily coziness.
Fade Resistant: Keeps its color and fluff wash after wash.
Machine Washable: Because easy care = more cuddle time.
Adult-Sized Comfort: 60" x 49" blanket area for full-body snuggle coverage.
 
🎁 The Gift Everyone Will Actually Use
Perfect for Christmas, winter birthdays, cozy-season lovers, homebodies, nap champions, sloth fans, and anyone who values warmth + whimsy.
 
Fair warning: once they put it on, they may never take it off.